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En muchos estados de EE.UU., la Patrulla de Caminos lleva 2 galones de Coca Cola en su coche para quitar la sangre que queda sobre el pavimento después de haber ocurrido un accidente.
-Puedes poner un filete de carne en una plato lleno de Coca Cola y éste desaparecerá en dos días.Para limpiar un inodoro: Vaciar una lata de Coca Cola dentro de la taza y déjala durante una hora, luego tira de la cadena.
-El ácido cítrico de la Coca Cola, quita las manchas de la porcelana.
-Para quitar las manchas de óxido de cromo de los parachoques de los coches: Frotar con un trozo de papel de aluminio, mojado en Coca Cola.
-Para limpiar la corrosión en los terminales de la batería de tu coche vierte una lata de Coca Cola sobre los terminales y las burbujas se llevarán la corrosión.
-Para aflojar un tornillo oxidado: Aplicar al tornillo un trapo empapado en Coca Cola durante varios minutos.
-Para quitar manchas de grasa de la ropa: Colocar la ropa dentro de la lavadora, vaciar encima una lata de Coca Cola, agregar el detergente y lavar con el ciclo completo. La Coca Cola soltará las manchas de grasa.
-También es muy útil para limpiar un parabrisa de coche que esté sucio del camino.
-El ingrediente activo en la Coca Cola es ácido fosfórico. Su PH es 2.8.
-Esto disuelve un clavo en unos 4 días. El ácido fosfórico es dañino para calcio de los huesos y es uno de los mayores contribuyentes al aumento de la osteoporosis.
-Para transportar el concentrado de Coca Cola, los camiones comerciales deben disponer de la tarjeta de "material peligroso", reservada para materiales altamente corrosivos. Los distribuidores de Coca Cola han estado usándolo para limpiar los motores de sus camiones desde hace 20 años.
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Que viva la cocacola pq a mi si me gusta :D
ah y quiero darles las gracias a http://elplanetablogd3.blogspot.com/ por nominarme como mejor fotoblog :D, vayan y voten por mi en la categoria y en las demas matense :P
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Ahi ta, tu querias gato ! y que mejor hoy q ganaron los Tigres !
Felicidades a los Liceistas, como muchos saben yo no soy un Escogidista normal, todo el que me conoce conoce el grado de fanatico que yo soy, pero a diferencia de muchos, queria a las Aguilas no solo humilladas, las queria DESTROZADASSSSSSSSSS !!
Felicidades al Licey !! y ahora a ganar la Serie del Caribe !!!
No que mas nada q ahora seguir la NBA, vamo a ver si Dallas me puede dar un poco de gloria ya que en el trayecto de mi vida e tenido muy poca celebracion !!!
-soy fanatico de Dallas en la NBA ( nada que agregar )
-soy fanatico de los Gigantes de San Francisco en las grandes ligas (
54 Años sin ver a linda )
-soy fanatico de los 49ers ! ( ok me han dado gloria, pero en los ultimos 5 años son la burla de la NFL)
-ahh y Jean Alesi, de donde viene mi nombre ALESI, 1 sola victoria en la Formula 1
DIOS cuanto sufrir !!!
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... Hoy invito yo.
... Mi casa está sola, ¿te molestaría si vamos?
... ¡Qué tal si lo hacemos toda la tarde y por la noche sales con tus amigos!
... De verdad mi vida, no me gusta hablar después de hacer el amor.
... Por favor no tires esa camiseta vieja; los agujeros que tiene te hacen ver muy sexy.
....Espero que no te importe, pero no llevo ropa interior.
... he reservado una suite con jacuzzi ¿te parece bien?
... ¡Boletos para un partido de fútbol en mi cumpleaños...que bien!
... Tienes barriguita de cantinero... realmente me encanta
... ¡Ya terminé de lavar tu coche!
... Como tú digas.
... Quedaron brillantes tus zapatos??
....Perdóname, me equivoqué. Tú tienes la razón otra vez.
... Eructas como un verdadero león... te adoro mi Simba.
... Te veo tenso ....deberías tomar un viaje al caribe. (Cuba)
... Que suerte mi vida que tengas una secretaria tan guapa
... ¿Mas ropa?... no gracias... tengo lo suficiente.
... todavía estan bien los zapatos que me regalaste hace 3 años.
... Esos pedos tuyos tan varoniles... te adoro.
... claro mi amor, toma 120 euros.
... ¿Y si imitamos esa pose de tu revista?
... Mi vida que lindos son los pelitos que dejas en el jabón.
... Mi hermana está loca, dice que la estabas mirando mucho cuando se quitaba el bikini para meterse a bañar.
... Mi cielo deberías llamar a tu ex...no seas ingrato.
... Mi amor, cuando estés con otra por favor ponte condón, CUÍDAME.
... Por favor cuando regreses del bar me despiertas para calentarte la comidita.
... No te preocupes amor... si se te hace tarde ven mañana a dormir.
....¿No tienes más ropa sucia que quieras que te lave?
.... Mi amor, terminaste de comer? corre a dormir tu siesta yo recojo todo.
. ..Claro amor, me encataria hacer un duo con tu amiga si total si es tu amiga tambien es la mia, cualquier cosa por no dejarte mal ante tus amistades amor.
Codigo de honor de los hombres !
8 Comments Published by Alesi on sábado, enero 21, 2006 at 2:55 p. m..
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1. No alquilarás las película Ghost, Chocolate ni El Paciente Inglés y ninguna con Leonardo Di Caprio.
2. Bajo ninguna circunstancia dos hombres compartirán un paraguas.
3. Cualquier hombre que lleve una cámara a una despedida de soltero puede ser legalmente asesinado y sus restos tirados a los perros por sus compañeros de juerga.
4. A menos que haya asesinado a un familiar directo, debes sacar de prisión a cualquier amigo en menos de 12 horas.
5. Estás autorizado a exagerar cualquier anécdota hasta un 50% sin recriminaciones de ningún tipo, a partir de dicho porcentaje cualquiera que escuche podrá gritar "¡¡¡Saaaaale el w... cuenteeeeero!!!".
6. Si conoces a un tipo hace más de 24 horas, su hermana es intocable para siempre
7. El máximo de tiempo que debes esperar a otro tipo que llega tarde son 5 minutos. Para mujeres, se requieren 10 minutos mínimos, y luego 10 minutos por cada punto. Puntaje basado en cuán buena esté la mujer (escala 1-10).
8. A ningún hombre se le exige comprar regalos para otro hombre. De hecho hasta recordar la fecha del cumpleaños es estrictamente opcional y ligeramente gay.
9. Aceptar distraer a la amiga fea y/o gorda del rollo de un amigo es un deber legal. Debería ser llevado a cabo con buena voluntad y terminar teniendo sexo con el bicho. A tu amigo se le prohíbe hablar del hecho.
10. Antes de salir con una ex de un amigo, se requiere solicitar permiso al mismo, y éste está obligado a autorizarte (se solicita permiso por una cuestión de respeto entre hombres).
11. Las mujeres que dicen gustar de ver deportes deberán ser tratadas como espías hasta que demuestren tener conocimientos del juego y nombrar alineaciones completas de por lo menos tres equipos de ese deporte. (Dedicado a Noelia!)
12. Si un hombre tiene la bragueta baja, es su problema, tu no viste nada. Si una chica tiene la bragueta baja, es tu deber avisar a tus amigos.
13. La tarifa universal para los amigos que te ayudan a mudarte es Cerveza.
14. Un hombre bajo ninguna circunstancia deberá poseer un gato, es más, ni siquiera debe gustarle el gato de su novia. Se incluyen todas las razas de perros-rata.
15. Su novia debere entablar amistad con las novias de sus amigos a los 30 minutos (máximo) de conocerlas. A usted no se le requiere lo mismo con los fantasmas de los novios de las amigas de su novia, a lo sumo un comentario sobre fútbol es todo lo que el Código exige.
16. Cuando llegue a un lugar donde hay hombres viendo algún deporte, está obligado a preguntar el resultado del juego, pero nunca preguntar quien juega. Obviamente porque todo hombre debe saber quién está jugando.
17. Cuando su esposa/novia expresa el deseo de presentarle una amiga fea a un amigo suyo, siempre mándela a cag... :censored:, excepto que tenga tiempo de avisar a su amigo para que prepare excusas para huir.
18. Esta permitido consumir zumitos de esos que toman las mujeres, solamente cuando estás calcinándote en una playa tropical... y la moza es una gata en topless... y es gratis.
19. A menos que estés en prisión, nunca pelees desnudo.
20. Si a un amigo lo están pateando, o esta borracho para pelear, deberás saltar a defenderlo. Excepción: Si en las últimas 24 horas, sus actos te motivaron a pensar ?Lo que este tipo necesita es una buena paliza?, en ese caso sentarse y disfrutar. Alternativa violenta: ayudar a darle la paliza.
21. Frases que no podría utilizar cuando otro hombre esté haciendo pesas:
"Sí!, así!, machote!" "Vamos!, otra más fuerte!" "Otra más y nos vamos a las duchas".
22. Si alabas a otro hombre, que no sea por su buen gusto para vestirse.
23. En una discusión entre tu novia y un amigo tuyo, nunca ponerse contra el amigo, excepto cuando el sexo con la novia esté en juego.
24. Nunca hable con otro hombre en el baño a menos que estén en la misma posición, ambos meando, o ambos esperando. En cualquier otra situación, un leve movimiento de cabeza es todo lo que necesita decir.
25.La mañana después de tener sexo carnal con una "solamente amiga", el hecho de sentirte con cargo de conciencia no es excusa para no echarle otro.
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Por JOSE CACERES
La República Dominicana conformó ayer su plantel de 60 jugadores que están en el listado preliminar para el Clásico Mundial de Béisbol a celebrarse el próximo mes de marzo bajo la organización de Major League Baseball y el Sindicato de Jugadores.
Hablando a través de una comunicado de prensa, Stanley Javier, gerente general del equipo dominicano, afirmó que la lista la conforman 26 lanzadores, 5 receptores, 19 infielders y 10 outfielders. Asimismo, la cantidad de 12 técnicos.
Pedro Martínez, Albert Pujols, Sammy Sosa, David Ortíz, Manny Ramírez, Vladimir Guerrero, Miguel Tejada, Albert Pujols, Alex Rodríguez, Bartolo Colón, Moisés Alou, Aramis Ramírez, Luis Castillo, Alfonso Soriano y Adrian Beltré se encuentran a la cabeza del grupo de estelares quisqueyanos que podrían representar la bandera tricolor.
“Este lunes hemos remitido la lista preliminar a la Major League Baseball luego de una reunión efectuada en horas de la mañana en la que participaron Mario Soto, Winston Llenas, Ramón Peña, Fernando Ravelo y Rafael Mateo. El dirigente Manny Acta se mantuvo en contacto permanente con nosotros para la definición del grupo”, expuso Javier.
Mientras que el capataz dominicano, Manny Acta, destacó desde su hogar en la Florida que es impresionante el respaldo brindado por los jugadores, muestra de que todos decidieron firmar la hoja sin reparo alguno.
“Es impresionante el respaldo brindado por los muchachos. Todos se mostraron interesados en firmar la hoja de participación, lo que demuestra el espíritu nacionalista de cada uno de ellos. Vamos a participar con el objetivo de mantener en alto la calidad incuestionable de nuestros jugadores y dar a nuestro pueblo el triunfo que tanto anhela”, destacó Acta.
La lista está conformada, además de los indicados anteriormente, por los lanzadores Claudio Vargas, Daniel Cabrera, Odalis Pérez, Félix Rodríguez, Robinson Tejeda, Duaner Sánchez, José Mesa, Fernando Rodney, Julián Tavárez, Ervin Santana, Jorge Sosa, José Lima, Dámaso Marte, Francisco Liriano y Miguel Batista.
De igual modo, José Acevedo, Yhency Brazobán, Guillermo Mota, Salomón Torres, Armando Benítez, Francisco Cordero, José Valverde, Eude Brito y Wandy Rodríguez.
Entre los receptores se encuentran Alberto Castillo, Miguel Olivo, Juan Brito, Sandy Martínez y Ronny Paulino.
Los infielders Plácido Polanco, Johnny Peralta, Ronnie Belliard, Rafael Furcal, José Reyes, Pedro Feliz, Neifi Pérez, Robinson Canó, Julio Cesar Franco, Juan Uribe y Julio Lugo. También los outifielders José Guillén, Juan Encarnación, Willy Taveras, Willy Mo. Peña, Víctor Díaz y Luis Polonia.
El cuerpo técnico cuenta con Félix Fermín, Alfredo Griffin, Juan Samuel, William Castro, Junior Noboa, Ricardo Aponte, Ramón Henderson, Héctor de la Cruz, Nelson Silverio, Rafael Landestoy y Luis Silverio.
Hoy.com.do
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It is an in-depth relationship combining trust, support, communication, loyalty, understanding, empathy, and intimacy.
These are certainly aspects of life that all of us crave.
Being able to trust and relax with your friend is a big part of friendship.
Remember when you were young and went with a friend to her grandma's for the week-end. It was fun but when you got home, home was wonderful. Your feeling was "I'm home. I can relax now."
That's what a friendship should be.
You go out into the world and do your best. You have your ups and downs, your problems and triumphs, your fun and tribulations. You charm and you perform.
Then you come "home" to a friend. You can relax, put up your feet; you are relieved. If you still have to be charming and/or performing, it's not a relief.
Friendship is a comfy situation like home. You get home, kick off your shoes, relax and sigh, "Ahh, home."
But no one can form a friendship until he/she realizes that the basis of being friends is meeting the needs of the other person. One must be a friend to have one.
Never forget that friends relate. Relating is the basis of friendship.
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After reading in the Sun how Jodie Marsh on Celebrity Big Brother asked "Is an egg a vegetable?" it got me thinking, What catagory does an egg fall in to? Obviously it's not a vegetable, but it's not meat because it's unfertilised.
Answers :
Well, at a molecular level an egg would be a bundle of animal cells, so i guess it would be closer to an animal.
But for the most part, egg(white) is made of proteins.
Chocolate's closer to plants. Mostly.
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its an egg a dairy product
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I generally class an egg as breakfast
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Eggs are just liquid chicken.
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An egg is just an omelette who hasn't yet reached its full potential.
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it is embrionic fluid you are eating..mmmmm
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a GOOD source of protein.. just dont eat them raw.. man i got the worst gas ever.. seriously.
So to u what is it ?
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So, i was surfing around in a forum im always in and this topic really is very interesting i think ha ! so this guy says :
But how can I find one?What should I do first? the second? the third? and...?
Could anyone help me?
Thanks!
Here are some of the answers
For starters, sitting in front of a coumputer is bad place to start
. in otherwords get out more-
Escort service?
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Oh god... Just wait... this don't come like *clap*
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Bro, not to be an ahole, but are you serious?
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Are you for real? Get a life, meet people, make friends
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lol u sure aint gonna find one by posting here about it
WHATS YOUR ADVICE TO HIM ?
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Now, where was jesus from ???
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
AMEN
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The Best“Arrested Development” — You’ve read it before, and now you’ll read again: “Arrested Development” is the funniest show on television. Barring some kind of divine intervention (or Showtime or ABC), Fox will give this TV rarity (a funny sitcom) the boot due to low ratings.
“Deadwood” — There was no sophomore slump here, folks. This foul-mouthed, Shakespearean Western ropes you in. Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) is the best bad guy worth rooting for since Tony Soprano.
“The Shield” — FX’s enthralling cop drama brought Glenn Close in as the new captain to go toe-to-toe with Vic Mackey (charismatic Michael Chiklis) for its fourth season with positively riveting results. Best. Darn. Cop show. Period.
“Veronica Mars” — This smart, witty, pop-culture-reference-filled and occasionally moving teen noir featuring a strong, intelligent teenage girl lead (the terrific Kristen Bell) has become the heir apparent to “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” with its rabid cultlike followers. Thankfully, the show is worthy of such devotion.
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” — Who knew the news could be this funny?
“Lost” — With its weekly cliffhanger endings and blink-and-you’ll-miss-’em clues, this ABC drama has become positively interactive, driving fans to the Internet to learn everything they can. The addition of the “tailies” (the tail section survivors) has pumped more intrigue and confrontation into a show that wasn’t exactly short on those things in the first place.
“The Staircase” — This eight-part documentary series on the Sundance Channel about the murder of a North Carolina woman and the eventual conviction of her husband turned out to be the most haunting thing on TV all year.
“My Name is Earl” — Much like “Arrested Development,” this sitcom — about a flawed, but well-intentioned petty thief (a perfectly cast Jason Lee) who just wants to set his karma straight — has got smart writing and a strong ensemble cast. “Earl” is proof that NBC can still make a sitcom if it puts its mind to it.
“Everybody Hates Chris” — Narrated by Chris Rock, with a winning performance by Tyler James Williams as the young Chris, this UPN hit proves the networks can make a sitcom about a family that isn’t mean-spirited and/or stupid.
The Worst
“The Apprentice: Martha Stewart” — It wasn’t a good thing. Everybody was so high on Martha after she got out of jail … then her reality show aired and everybody remembered why they hated her in the first place.
“War at Home” — A supposed sitcom that thinks being politically incorrect is a substitute for actually being funny.
“Sex, Love and Secrets” — UPN’s attempt to launch a prime-time soap. It was about as popular as anything starring Denise Richards can be.
“Nip/Tuck” — Not one character behaves like an actual human being on this show. And it didn’t take a brainiac to figure out who the Carver was.
“Britney & Kevin: Chaotic” — Alleged “singer” Britney Spears’ reality show using home movies of her and deadbeat hubby, Kevin Federline, was met with the same shoulder-shrugging indifference by the public as her last CD.
“American Dad” — The poor man’s “Family Guy,” and that’s really saying something considering “Family Guy” is a poor man’s “Simpsons.”
“Alias” — This spy drama was always preposterous, but you still cared about the character. This season, it appears the show’s creators stopped caring and so did the viewers.
“The Starlet” — Faye Dunaway channeled her inner-Simon Cowell for this horrible reality show that wanted to be “American Idol” for young actresses. Dunaway catchphrase — “Don’t call us, we’ll call you” — is pretty much how viewers felt about the show.
“Trading Spouses,” “Wife Swap,” “Nanny 911,”
“Supernanny,” “Brat Camp” — Any reality show that exploits children or exposes them to the type of people who allow themselves to appear on a reality show is the work of the devil.
“Taradise” — “Actress” Tara Reid flies around the globe and parties. No wonder the rest of the world hates the United States.
American dad rules ! fuck it !
Im the one on the right !
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So its 2006 and i decided i should sometimes say something when i post a picture, something about my life or something i just would like to share :
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
AQUI
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